who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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