But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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