she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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