i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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