marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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