do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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