Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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