she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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