I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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