Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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