so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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