I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
now i know why i became what i already was.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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