I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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