We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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