Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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