Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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