i would punch a child for taco bell
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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