I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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