I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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