Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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