Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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