Cold hands, warm shart.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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