are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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