Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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