Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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