brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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