Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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