You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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