You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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