Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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