I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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