and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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