It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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