I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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