She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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