shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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