6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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