So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
handjob tips. give me some.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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