He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
