Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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