Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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