Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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