you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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