He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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