Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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