Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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