I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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