So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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