dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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