the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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