No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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