Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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