just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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