But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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