the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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