Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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